- Young(er) people don't know how to turn off their fancy smart phones. (Hint: putting it in airplane mode is not turning it off. Turning it off is turning it off.)
- An $8 fruit and cheese platter that sounds ridiculous on the ground is a luxurious feast halfway through a 4-hour flight
- If you have a bladder the size of a walnut, request an aisle seat
- Zone 2 people don't like having to wade through a crowd of zone 4 and 5 people to board the plane
- Your bag will come back around; no need to bowl people over trying to get it. It's called a carrousel for a reason
- I will shed no tears when you have to check your suitcase because the overhead bins are full after I paid $60 to check my bags at check-in
- No one has to use the lavatory until the seat belt sign comes on
- No one has any problem calling the bathroom a lavatory because it's on an airplane
03 October 2011
Traveling Sucks
Some random thoughts on traveling in this day and age:
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